realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
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watching the actors for the new TMNT run around in giant mocap suits in public might be the funniest goddamn thing
look at this shit
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Joss you snarky bitch.
I fucking love Joss Whedon
Why did this not pass my dash earlier oh my god
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Every time I fiddle with my IEMS I do a pinup girl pose.
I’d buy that print
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- me: why am i so fat
- me: eats 17 pizzas
- me: eats 42 buckets of icecream
- me: eats entire family
- me: why
